More Jokes
by Michael B. Druxman on 11/29/11
November 30, 2011
I've posted a review of FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS on the Best Bets on DVD site, accessible via the link in the Introduction section of this page. It's a fun romantic comedy, so check it out.
I have a big backlog of jokes I was sent over the Thanksgiving holiday, so here are a couple of them:
A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a New York taxi cab.
The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
"What's wrong with you darling, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from."
"Well if you're not bloody staring at me sweetheart, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with."
*****
Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense"
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."
You have a creative day.
Michael
