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Jewish Modesty

by Michael B. Druxman on 11/28/11

November 29, 2011

A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion after a  dinner.

Catholic: "I have a large fortune.  I am going to buy Citibank!"
 
Protestant: "I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!"
 
Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince.  I intend to purchase Microsoft!"
 
They then all wait for the Jew to speak.
 
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually and says:
 
"I'm not selling!!!"


You have a creative day.

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