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4 Hour Problem?

by Michael B. Druxman on 11/14/11

November 15, 2011

I've got a long going on right now, so I'll write about the Austin Comic Con later this week.  In the meantime, here's a joke for you:

What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

Dave walked into a drug store in South Central Kentucky and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.  The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist, and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.  She then asked if she could help him.


Dave said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.  The lady pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional, and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with a high level of professionalism.

Dave then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours.  It causes me a lot of problems, and severe embarrassment.  I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
 
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length, and this is the absolute best we can do.  1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed, and $3,000 a month in living expenses."

You have a creative day.

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