Michael's Musings

October 20, 2011

Today and tomorrow I will be doing a Roundtable discussion with screenwriters at the Austin Film Festival.  I will let you know how that goes.

Also, yesterday, two projects I've hinted about became official:

1. Contracts have now been signed for the reprint of my Basil Rathbone book.  I'm not sure as to when it will be available, but I would assume around the end of this year or the first part of next.

2.  Contracts have now been signed for JOLSON, my one-person play, to be presented for six performances at the Open Space Cafe Theatre in Greensboro, NC next month.  Richard Gang will play Al Jolson.

I'm still down in the dumps about Annie, so that's all for now.

You have a creative day.

Michael

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October 19, 2011

I had to put my cat, Annie, to sleep yesterday.

Not a good day.

Hope you have a creative one.

Michael

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October 18, 2011

Somebody sent me this joke the other day.  I'd first heard it years ago from my uncle, Kenneth Pearl, but it still makes me laugh out loud.

The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer.  So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity.  Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?"

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh . . . no, I didn't know that." 

"Secondly," says the lawyer, "did it show that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?"

The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.

"Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another who has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm so sorry, I had no idea."

And the lawyer says, "So . . . if I didn't give any money to them, what makes you think I'd give any to you?"    


You have a creative day.

Michael

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