Today's The Day
by Michael B. Druxman on 11/01/10
November 2, 2010
Well, if you haven't done so (like me) already, today is the day that we vote.
I'm not going to comment, but it will be very interesting to see how many surprises there are tonight.
Now, here are some more comments by children, writing about the ocean:
1) Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?
Like, really?
(Helen, age 6)
2) I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always
crying, my dad keeps yelling at my mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
(Amy, age 6)
3) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher, age 7)
4) When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes
my willie small.
(Kevin, age 6)
5) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
(Becky, age 8)
6) On vacation, my mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass.
(Julie, age 7)
7) The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown, I don't know.
(Bobby, age 6)
8) My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean.
What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.
(James, age 7)
You have a creative day.
Michael
