Slow Week

July 14, 2014

This has been a slow couple of weeks.  I've done two book trailers for people and have worked a bit on my new play, but beyond that, not a lot has been happening.

I'd been thinking about appearing at a horror convention in October down in McAllen, TX, but with this town figuring so prominent right now in what's happening around the Mexican border, I think I'm going to pass.

Here's a joke for you:

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.”

The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.”

Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!”

“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.”

Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”

There is one last reply. “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”