THEY WALK AMONG US, Part 3
by Michael B. Druxman on 07/26/11
July 27, 2011
I love these, so here are some more:
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said she "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving".
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the car trunk.
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I was going out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, "Ouch! The chain must rip out every time she turns her head!"
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet?"
THEY WALK AMONG US!
You have a creative day.
Michael
