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Surgeons

by Michael B. Druxman on 09/08/11

September 9, 2011

Here's a joke I was sent:

The first surgeon, says: "I like to operate on accountants because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second surgeon, responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded."

The third surgeon, says: "No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But, the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine -- and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

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