Pirates
by Michael B. Druxman on 04/12/11
April 13, 2011
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey Long John, I haven't seen you in a while . What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said Long John, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," he said, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
Long John explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really"
"What about that eye patch?"
"One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit."
"It was my first day with the hook."
You have a creative day.
Michael
