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More Jokes

by Michael B. Druxman on 11/09/11

November 10, 2011

My nephew, Pat, is doing slightly better, but he's still on the critical list.

I will keep you informed.

Now, here are a couple of jokes I came across:

A guy tells his psychiatrist, "I always have this weird dream at night.  I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign.  I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how hard I try, it won’t budge."

The psychiatrist muses, "Interesting.  But tell me what does the sign on the door say?"

The guy replies, "It says 'Pull'!"


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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.  He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.

Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.  About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothing," the beachcomber said.

"Wow," said the tourist.

The beachcomber added, "The sharks got 'em."


You have a creative day.

Michael




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