Happy Thanksgiving!
by Michael B. Druxman on 11/20/11
November 21, 2011
This is Thanksgiving week. People are traveling and/or preparing for their holiday feasts.
So, rather than post stuff that people are not likely to read this week, I'm going to take a vacation, too. I'll be back next Monday (28).
In the meantime, here are a couple of funny things that I was sent.
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs.
"Why, that's amazing," the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Irishman nodded. "I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."
"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from the skipping."
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A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: "Well, that's great....that's just great. Some asshole's got my pen!"
You have a creative week. I will see you next Monday.
