Cruise Cancelled
by Michael B. Druxman on 02/16/13
February 18, 2013
After hearing last week's news reports of the "cruise from Hell," Sandy and I cancelled the Mexican cruise we booked for late this year.
I know the chances of something like that happening again are remote, but since the last Carnival cruise we took also suffered from mechanical issues, we've decided not to take a chance.
I have, however, been booked to appear at the New Orleans Comic Con next February, so Sandy and I will go a few days early and play tourist. I've always wanted to visit that city.
I also started writing my new 3 person play about a legendary Hollywood scandal this past week.
Now, here's a joke for you:
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs from her.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
You have a creative week.
Michael