Basil Rathbone
by Michael B. Druxman on 12/07/11
December 8, 2011
The reprint of my book, BASIL RATHBONE: His Life and His Films, is now available for pre-order and it is expected that it will be shipped in plenty of time for holiday giving. To order, just click on the link and you'll be taken to the website. And, if the link doesn't work, please copy the following address into your browser and you'll wind up there, too.
http://www.bearmanormedia.com/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=457
Now, here's a joke I was sent:
"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home."
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals so you should have your husband check that too."
"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check this when I get home."
True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about the broken reflector.
He said he would put a new one on immediately.
"Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake."
You have a creative day.
Michael
