A Joke
by Michael B. Druxman on 02/03/13
February 4, 2013
I'm in a bit of a rush today, so I'll be brief.
RATHBONE, my new one-person play, has been selling quite well during its first week. Readers seem to like it.
Within the next day or two, I will be uploading a review of THE MASTER starrin Philip Seymour Hoffman onto the Best Bets on DVD site, accessible via the link in the Introduction section of this page. It's an intriguing, Oscar-nominated movie, so please take a look.
Now, here's a joke I was sent:
A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California .
The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's." The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter.
When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"
You have a creative week.
Michael
