A Clear Desk

April 1, 2013

My desk is clear.

Actually, it's a mess and wife Sandy would like to throw most of the papers on it into the trash, but work wise, my desk is clear.

This weekend, I finished correcting the proof for my forthcoming 2nd memoir, and I also approved the anthology for THE HOLLYWOOD LEGENDS plays.  In fact, if you'd like a copy, just click on this Amazon link, or if that doesn't work, copy the following address into your browser and you'll be taken right there.

http://www.amazon.com/Hollywood-Legends-Eleven-Fabulous-People/dp/1482725673/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1364591068&sr=1-1&keywords=the+hollywood+legends

Also this past week, I signed a contract with the Colonial Radio Theater of the Air to do a full cast audio dramatization of my play, HAIL ON THE CHIEF!  We will probably record it in May, but because of the editing process, it won't be available until early next year...in time for the mid-term elections.

Writing wise, I'm not sure what I'm going to do next, but I'll think of something.

Now, since this is April 1st, here's a joke for you:

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

You have a creative week.

Michael