Michael's Musings

August 5, 2011

Rather than leaving you this weekend with a joke, I thought I'd pass on this e-mail I received.

I strongly suggest that you read it, because it could stop you from becoming a victim.

SCENE 1:

A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker.  After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself, "Funny, I thought I locked the locker."

He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make sure all was in order.

Everything looked okay - all cards were in place.

A few weeks later his credit card bill came - a whooping bill of $14,000!
He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that he did not make the transactions.

Customer care personnel verified that there was no mistake in the system and asked if his card had been stolen.

"No," he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep - you guessed it - a switch had been made.

An expired similar credit card from the same bank was in the wallet.  The thief broke into his locker at the gym and switched cards.

Verdict: The credit card issuer said since he did not report the card missing earlier, he would have to pay the amount owed to them.

How much did he have to pay for items he did not buy? 

$9,000!

Why were there no calls made to verify the amount swiped? 

Small amounts rarely trigger a 'warning bell' with some credit card companies. It just so happens that all the small amounts added up to big one!

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SCENE 2:

A man at a local restaurant paid for his meal with his credit card.

The bill for the meal came, he signed it and the waitress folded the receipt and passed the credit card along.

Usually, he would just take it and place it in his wallet or pocket. Funny enough, though, he actually took a look at the card and, lo and behold, it was the expired card of another person.  He called the waitress and she looked perplexed.

She took it back, apologized, and hurried back to the counter under the watchful eye of the man.

All the waitress did while walking to the counter was wave the wrong expired card to the counter cashier, and the counter cashier immediately looked down and took out the real card.

No exchange of words --- nothing! She took it and came back to the man with an apology..

Verdict: Make sure the credit cards in your wallet are yours.

Check the name on the card every time you sign for something and/or the card is taken away for even a short period of time.

Many people just take back the credit card without even looking at it, 'assuming' that it has to be theirs.

FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, DEVELOP THE HABIT OF CHECKING YOUR CREDIT CARD EACH TIME IT IS RETURNED TO YOU AFTER A TRANSACTION!

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SCENE 3:

This one took me by surprise. I would never thought to check on this.

Yesterday I went into a pizza restaurant to pick up an order that I had called in.

I paid by using my Visa Check Card which, of course, is linked directly to my checking Account.

The young man behind the counter took my card, swiped it, then laid it on the counter as he waited for the approval, which is pretty standard procedure.

While he waited, he picked up his cell phone and started dialing I noticed the phone because it is the same model I have, but nothing seemed out of the ordinary.

Then I heard a click that sounded like my phone sounds when I take a picture.
He then gave me back my card but kept the phone in his hand as if he was still pressing buttons.

Meanwhile, I'm thinking: "I wonder what he is taking a picture of," oblivious to what was really going on.

It then dawned on me: the only thing there was my credit card, so now I'm paying close attention to what he is doing.. He set his phone on the counter, leaving it open.

About five seconds later, I heard the chime that tells you that the picture has been saved.

Now I'm standing there struggling with the fact that this boy just took a picture of my credit card.

Yes, he played it off well, because had we not had the same kind of phone, I probably would never have known what happened.

Needless to say, I immediately cancelled that card as I was walking out of the pizza parlor.

All I am saying is, be aware of your surroundings at all times.

Whenever you are using your credit card take caution and don't be careless.  Notice who is standing near you and what they are doing when you use your card.

Be aware of phones, because many have a camera phone these days.

Never let your card out of your sight. Check and check again!


You have a creative weekend and I'll be back on Monday.

Michael

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August 4, 2011

Yesterday, not only did I receive the promotion copies for my new book, DRACULA MEETS JACK THE RIPPER And Other Revisionist Histories, but Amazon finally made the book's website live, so people can actually buy it.

I immediately sent out some review copies, then I published the first in a series of short teaser trailers for the book.  You can see the trailer by clicking HERE, or if that doesn't work, just copy the following address into your browser and you'll be taken right there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zwFPouGVQk

During the next couple of days, I will be mailing out flyers for the book, shipping more review copies and also contacting members of the press re: interviews.

It will be a busy few days.

You have a creative day and I'll be back tomorrow.

Michael

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August 3, 2011

Peter, a well known anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by with kippa, tzitzis, and payos.  He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.

So Peter shouts over to the bartender so everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that guy over there," pointing to the Jewish guy.

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, Peter notices that the Jewish guy is smiling, and calls to Peter and says, "Thank you."

This infuriates him and in a loud voice, he once again orders drinks for everyone except the Jewish guy.  But as before, this does not seem to worry the Jewish guy who continues to smile, and again says, "Thank you."

So Peter says to the barman, "What's the matter with that Jew over there?  I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar except him, and all he does is smile and thank me.  Is he retarded or something?"
 
"Not at all," replies the barman. "The Jewish guy?  He's the owner."

You have a creative day.

Michael

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