The First Week of a New Year
by Michael B. Druxman on 01/02/11
January 3, 2011
I hope that everybody had a good, safe holiday weekend.
Wife Sandy, whose birthday is January 1st, and I stayed home, watched some movies and I even brought in dinner Saturday night from the Texas Roadhouse. They make a great tasting steak at a very reasonable price.
One of the films that we watched was STONE with Robert DeNiro and Edward Norton. It's an interesting picture, and you can read my review of it in the Best Bets on DVD site, which you can access via the Introduction section on this page.
Now, here's a joke I was sent:
An old man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Cabrini Catholic Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he
was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had any money in the bank.
He replied. "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became irritated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not
spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my Brother-in-Law."
You have a creative day.
Michael
