Morning Sex
by Michael B. Druxman on 01/12/11
January 13, 2011
I've posted a review of ANIMAL KINGDOM, one of the best crime movies I've seen in some time, on the Best Bets on DVD site, accessible via the link in the Introduction section of this page. So, please take a look.
Now, here's a joke somebody sent me that I thought was pretty good.
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
You have a creative day.
Michael
