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If you enjoy Jay's "Headlines"....

by Michael B. Druxman on 10/05/10

October 6, 2010

If you enjoy Jay Leno's "Headlines," you'll love this:

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?         
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
 
This one was in the SGV Tribune.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.    
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 

      Really? Ya think? 
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 
 
       Now that's taking things a bit far! 

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over  

       What a guy!   
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
 
 No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! 
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  

See if that works any better than a fair trial! 
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War Dims Hope for Peace  

 I can see where it might have that effect! 
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 If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 

   Ya think?! 
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 
 
      Who would have thought! 
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 
 
      You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? 
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge  

     He probably IS the battery charge! 
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group  

Weren't they fat enough?! 
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 

That's what he gets for eating those beans! 
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    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half  

       Chainsaw Massacre all over again! 
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 
 
       Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is...  
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead  
   
     Did I read that right? 


You have a creative day.

Michael

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