Happy Monday!
by Michael B. Druxman on 10/03/10
October 4, 2010
I watched and reviewed FROZEN over the weekend. It's not a bad thriller if you don't mind some gruesome images. My review can be read on Best Bets on DVD, accessible via the link in the Introduction section of this page.
Now, here's a couple of things to (hopefully)make you smile:
Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.
With his last breath John said, "I do!"
You have a creative day.
Michael
