Funny Testimonials

November 4, 2010

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back, or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of 3 people who did:


FIRST TESTIMONY:

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"

I turned around and walked back out and never went back.

My husband didn't say a word.  He knew better.


SECOND TESTIMONY:

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.  I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.

After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.  He asked if he could help me.

Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls"

THIRD TESTIMONY:

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.  As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.

I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."

My sister started to laugh hysterically.  The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.

To this day, my sister has never let me forget.


You have a creative day.

Michael