A Couple of Jokes
by Michael B. Druxman on 02/14/15
February 16, 2015
Aside from the fact that there's a review of DON'T LOOK NOW (with Julie Christie and Donald Sutherland) posted a few days ago on the Best Bets on DVD website, accessible via the link in the Introduction section of this page, there's not a lot to report this week.
So, I'll just give you a couple of jokes:
Father Murphy walked into a pub in Donegal, and said to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do, Father."
The priest said, "Then leave this pub right now!" and approached a second man. "Do you want to got to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father,"
was the man's reply.
"Then leave this den of Satan,"
said the priest, as he walked up to O'Toole.
"Do you want to go to heaven?"
"No, I don't Father,"
O'Toole replied.
The priest looked him right in the eye, and said, "You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole smiled, "Oh, when I die, yes, Father. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."
