Salesman Joke
by Michael B. Druxman on 03/08/11
March 9, 2011
The following joke was just sent to me:
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lit cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other, and an issue of Hustler tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello, son. Is your mom or dad home?"
Little boy: "What the f**k do you think?"
That joke reminded me of something that happened last week when wife Sandy and I took my son, David, and his lady friend down to San Antonio.
We were having lunch on the Riverwalk when four ducks decided to give us a "floor show".
That's right! I said "ducks," the Donald and Daffy kind of ducks.
And, it was a porno floor show.
On the walkway, right under the table where we were eating, these three male ducks "gang raped" the female duck.
It was absolutely shocking!
:-)
You have a creative day.
Michael
